Note: This is NOT about a TV show! This is about a network that likes to cancel every good show for no reason.
ABC is an American 5th oldest major TV network. This page is a list of steps of how to be ABC!
To be ABC, you must:
- Make bad decisions
- Cancel every good show (because you're not conservative, you hate them, you don't care about good broadcasting, you don't know what a good show is, torture audiences)
- Torture audiences
- Have no regrets for canceling good shows
- Pass on spinoffs people are excited to see
- Renew crap shows
- Underestimate/Torture audience
- Cancel simply high rated conservative good shows just because you're not conservative
- Make tough decisions
- Act like blacks are racist, cancel their shows, and fire them because you think they're racist